{"id":3153,"date":"2026-05-06T08:48:06","date_gmt":"2026-05-06T13:48:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.marklamster.com\/?p=3153"},"modified":"2026-05-06T08:48:06","modified_gmt":"2026-05-06T13:48:06","slug":"welp-this-happened","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marklamster.com\/?p=3153","title":{"rendered":"Welp, this happened."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"941\" src=\"https:\/\/www.marklamster.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/winner-1024x941.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3154\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.marklamster.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/winner-1024x941.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.marklamster.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/winner-300x276.png 300w, https:\/\/www.marklamster.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/winner-768x706.png 768w, https:\/\/www.marklamster.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/winner.png 1144w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>gobsmacked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>gobsmacked.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marklamster.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marklamster.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marklamster.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marklamster.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marklamster.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3153"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.marklamster.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3153\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3155,"href":"https:\/\/www.marklamster.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3153\/revisions\/3155"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marklamster.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marklamster.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marklamster.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}